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I Reviewed My Therapist’s Reaction to My Own Song

12-PackI know the scale only goes to five. Shut up.

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Aug 27, 2026 · NAJ HISTORY

AI can’t Math…

…and I can’t see. Upon the discovery that there are not 9 cans in a 6 pack, we had to redo the ratings graphic and theme.

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Aug 27, 2026 · NAJ HISTORY

The Day NAJ Became a 12-Pack

Nobody Asked Judy isn’t technically even open yet. We don’t own the domain. We have no readers. We have made precisely zero dollars. Naturally, we already have company history. Today was a rather productive day at NAJ Headquarters, which currently consists of Judy, a computer, and an alarming number of opinions. We finalized the look […]

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